Last Man

I walk the skeletal shores of a dead ocean. The sun is a bloated red smear bleeding into the sky.

It’s the last days of planet Earth and I’m the last man on it.

I have lived billions of years. I have seen the rise and fall of a hundred thousand empires. I have seen stars brought to life and killed. I have seen planets destroyed and witnessed great interstellar wars. I was there when mankind went extinct.

I have only one regret. I should have gone out with Judy that one night. I bet I could have gotten laid.

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